Deadly



Deadly, aka Diddums, aka Gay Had Man, is a green Star Wars puppet measuring at just over two feet tall. Outspoken homosexual headwear enthusiast, Deadly also survived the Battle of Having Better Things To Do due to his inherant Floridian nature, and thus his inability to ever do anything productive until the day he dies.



Helicopter Pilot
Deadly is currently in training to become a Helicopter Pilot. Not suggesting that the training is going well, but as of now he is currently breathing and only a few school children a school and a bird are on his list of casualties.

Trivia

 * Deadly is believed by conspiracy theorists to have been the pilot of all three successfully hijacked planes during 9/11. This theory has been met with mild scrutiny by critics, but is currently considered the most likely of the possible scenarios, based on the evidence.
 * Deadly's favorite color is jellyfish. Deadly has thus far refused to accept that jellyfish is not a pigment.
 * Deadly is currently under investigation for the death of several school children. During routine helicopter training, Deadly may have "accidentally" pushed a billboard over onto a school playground. He then may have fled the scene before the police arrived.
 * Presented with the choice of the blue or the red pill during that scene with Morpheus which definitely happened, Deadly chose instead to snort both before anybody could stop him. It is either this or his regular medication of ambien that has resulted in the Deadly Space-Time Phenomenon.
 * Became a certified cyber-bully after thorough review by the Cyber Bully Association of America.
 * Was made Moderator after The Great Ascension . Currently the only Mud Blood moderator on the forums.