The Great Spam Bot Incursion

The Great Spam Bot Incursion was an invasion by Spam Bots in early 2011. It started as a steady flow of spam bots trying to register themselves and succesfully posting several threads and posts. It then progressed to almost completely submerging the forums in viagra, russian porn sites, and "UNBELIEVABLE DEALZ!!!"

The Battle for the Front Page
The Battle for the Front Page was the initial assault and charge by the spambots. In the dead of night (American time) the bots began to register at an alarming rate.



With only Tyr, Paradox Viper , and the completely absent and utterly useless Deadly to defend the forums, the Spambots quickly gained the upper hand. Many threads started by spambots would stay on the front page for hours until a moderator noticed. Most of the time the front page had 2 spam threads for every 1 thread that was legitimate.

It was during this battle that Tyr announced he would be quitting the forums because it was "too hard"  and that he was pretty much a giant pussy.

The Final Solution
Frogopus ended the war by using his "Final Solution," which was a planned that comprised of a bigass wall (dubbed "The Wall of Try Signing Up Now, Motherfuckers") to be erected around the forums that stopped Spambots from being able to sign up in the first place. Why he didn't just use Captcha or something like every other forum does, nobody knows.