Nuttz

Nuttz is the thing that everyone thinks is in that jar in the movie The Terminal. In-fact it is recommended that you listen to this music while reading anything related to Nuttz, whether it be a post of his or this very article. That music should be completely and 100% associated with anything you hear about Nuttz for now on.

Nuttz joined the forums in December of 2008, bringing his own form of Australian class sassiness with him. He is most famously associated with illegally purchasing American games and not paying his Fuck You, You're Not American Tax , which all other non-American citizens have to pay in order to make up for their inferiority. Because of this slippery behavior, he is currently on Gabe Newell's list of People Who Use Americans To Avoid Paying Their Shit.

Despite these transgressions, Nuttz does have a single positive quality. That quality is [REDACTED].

Trivia

 * May be involved with the death of a certain important gaming icon.
 * Is not actually the true contents of that jar in The Terminal
 * Addicted to cocaine and the suspected head of a cocaine smuggling ring, where he goes by the alias of "El Cacahuate".