Easton Dark

The most undoubtedly badass, dark and edgy of the 411 tribe, Easton is known for taking the path less travelled while simultainiously looking super duper rebellious in a cool way, like, for real. He even took off his avatar on 411 because, like, he faded away sort of like how a ninja does and shit (or did he???????).

Coolness Factor
Able to duel wield three katanas imbued with the power of his angst, Easton Dark (AKA "Deathdealer Darkdemon Angelhitman 5000") sometimes fights Superman and they are equals but Easton has a dark past that he doesn't talk about that's mysterious and sometimes he helps Superman because he's cool like that but not always so he's super unpredictable. He also boycotted Left 4 Dead 2 (which is strange because he has 232.1 hours played in it but he's cool and unpredictable like that) because it was the most important cause he could rally for, because fuck charity (or does he????????).



List of People Easton Has Totally Fought With His Angst Katanas

 * Batman
 * Jesus
 * Superman
 * Sephiroth
 * Superman's Superdog
 * Satan
 * Darkness Itself
 * Supersatan
 * Death (BUT HE MAY ALSO BE DEATH OR IS HE, WHO KNOWS)
 * Every internet admin ever because he's a rebel like that
 * People who hate ponies
 * Hitler but he couldn't kill him because it would have made a time paradox
 * Batman again

Trivia

 * Easton once cut the sun into two parts with his katanas and then used them to trap Supersatan inside until Sephiroth asked him to stop and he did but only after they fought for five thousand million thousand hundred years. Easton won but he freed Supersatan anyway because he knew it was the good thing to do but he's dark and edgy still so watch out.
 * Can turn darker than black (or can he??????).