Class-A Containment Breach

A Class-A Containment Breach is a level of high alert, triggered by forum moderators or members in-case of a containment breach by a Level 6 NCP.

Proper Protocol
The following steps should be taken immediately following the trigger of a Class-A Containment Breach:
 * 1) Godshelp should be detained and left in the Useless Thread as bait for the escaped containee(s)
 * 2) All accounts with a postcount of 650 and below should immediately be temporarily banned pending further investigation.
 * 3) If Kenny is currently having a schizophrenic Blood God episode, he should be unchained and released in The Useless Thread.
 * 4) Elite's e-peen should be cut off and thrown into the path of the escaped containee(s) as a distraction to buy more time for the evacuation of forum members.
 * 5) All members and moderators should evacuate the forums after steps 1-4 have been completed. They will wait for the dust to clear before sending in the Hazmat Team Deadly with a spray bottle of pledge.

Note: Due to the recent banishment of forum member Elite, his e-peen has been stored in a cooling container within the Useless Thread locker. Should a Class-A Containment Breach occur, his e-peen should be recovered from this container so that Step 4 may be completed.