Elite

Elite, otherwise known as "Pete", is your average run-of-the-mill forumgoer. Contributing rather bland posts lacking content or information pertinent to discussion, Elite Pete holds on by being generally better than everyone else. Originally thought to be lost during the Battle of Having Better Things To Do, Pete the Elite surprised with a comeback of average proportions, launching himself into a mediocre 4th place post count. P.E.'s posts are generally met with anguish, no one is really sure why he sticks around. It's hypothesized that P.E. feeds off this hate, acting very much like that cut on the roof of your mouth that would heal if you could just stop tonguing it.

Elite Memes
The Elite Memes were created in hopes of showing Elite the ridiculous nature of his posts. These ultimately failed in showing Elite the error of his ways.

Trivia

 * Hates Everything
 * Likes Nothing
 * Is on Kenny's Ban List
 * Is a bonjwa
 * Especially hates Warhammer 40K
 * Sucks at Dota and Minecraft
 * Banned by Kenny on September 12th of 2012 for posting leaked source code of Valve's Source engine. His name was discovered in the Archive of the Banished the following day.
 * At approximately 12:18 PM (GMT -8) on the 12th of September 2012, Elite was discovered to have hung himself.