Knights Of The Infinitely Large Table

The Knights of the Infinitely Large Table is a Steam Group founded by forum moderator Paradox Viper. The group was founded on the principle that


 * "To bring together a group of idiots to perform idiotic tasks, it is removing them from society and therefore, briefly, making the world a better place"

Somewhat succesfull, this group has spawned many adventures involving multiple forum members.

The Wallace Clan Invasion
Considered the greatest of the 411 gatherings,

In 2012 A.D., within the video game Team Fortress 2, William Wallace and Walliam Willice, of Demoknight fame, gathered the Wallace Clan for multiple Demonknight matches against TF2 players. Their glorious triumphs still ring in the minds of TF2 players even today.

Shouting "The Song of the Wallace Clan" as they run into battle, their blades were enchanted with the thrust of a thousand war ships.

Security Footage


Most footage of The Wallace Clan was destroyed by Valve Software for

"spreading fear and paranoia about the possible future return of The Wallace Clan"

In a strategic move by the same company, Robin Walker issued order 3597, which flooded the game with updates that added hats and new visual additions. These updates were solely intended to make the game unplayable for K.I.L.T leader Paradox Viper, due to his shitty computer. Valve knew that without Viper, the Team Fortress 2 community is temporarily safe from the wrath of The Wallace Clan.

Hiatus
K.I.L.T. has been largely inactive over the past few months. This may be attributed to the founder, Paradox Viper, being unable to run Team Fortress 2 any longer due to the overwhelming number of hats introduced to the game. It is speculated, however, that the group may be biding their time for the moment the hats are overcome and Fraps is unleashed alongside the Wallace army to truly devestating effect. Scientific estimations put the possible death toll in the millions, and Gabe Newell himself has quoted that it will probably "be worth the weight".