Viper vs Zorgy

A long-running tradition passed through the generations for over five millenia, Viper vs Zorgy is a fierce competition which pits two contestants in a best-of-three battle for victory. The contestant to succeed goes on to win that round of battle, gaining them many females and undoubtedly increasing the size of their e-peen ten-fold.

Round 1
In which Zorgy used his higher experience of Rome:Total War to dominate the battlefield through a ruthless application of KITD while Viper played Who Can Get The Furthest Before They're Shot To Death with his chariots.

Round 2
In which Zorgy demonstrated his utter inability to drive, navigate and follow straight lines in Need for Speed: Hot Pursuit.

Round 3
In which Viper finally got to do something not-quite-but-almost productive with all his time spent fucking about on internet games, in the Flash Game Bonanza.

Round 4
In which both contestants generally fail to pull off any tactics more complex than "I'm standing right next to you with this explosive." Tears were shed at the highly emotional death of Zorgy's last worm during the second round. The closest of the 4 rounds thus far, with the entire game hinging on Viper just not fucking up for five more seconds, which probably explains why Zorgy won.

Round 5
In which we'll find out if either of them are actually any good at Quake after over a decade of playing console shooters.

Trivia

 * As the competition continues, it has become increasingly apparent that Zorgy isn't very good at videogames.