The Great Ascension

The Great Ascension is expected to have taken place between 2009 and 2010. During this time, the Pure-Blood Moderators lost interest in the affairs of the forums. Left 4 Dead had been released, front-page news was beginning to dwindle, and many members had begun re-focusing on off-topic discussion.

The first to withdraw from activity was God-King Squerl, founder of the Left 4 Dead 411 forums and front-page.

Then followed Deadfish, for reasons unknown.

After that was Shrubbery, who pretty much completely quit the Internet because he got married and discovered sex.

The Pure-Bloods who remained active were Kenny, because his Banishment Prophecy has yet to be fulfilled, and Frogopus because he probably just feels bad leaving the forum without an Admin. The rest have ascended and have yet to be heard from since their ascension, except from "paranormal experiences" reported by Deadly.

The Half-Bloods
From the absence of the Pure-Bloods, the Half-Bloods took over any remaining duties that were necessary to keep the forum functioning. They were granted modship under the ruling of Frogopus, who maintains the right to make changes as he sees fit. Kenny famously opposed the decision to make pretty much anybody moderator, especially Deadly (seriously, wtf were they thinking?).

The list of current (and past) Half-Bloods:
 * Paradox Viper
 * Tyr
 * Steve Cloud (until 2009)
 * Platypus

The Mud Bloods
A "Mud Blood" is a member who was made moderator despite not actually being of noble blood, and (debatebly) not really being a necessary part of the order. Usually Mud Bloods (or just Muds for short) are made moderator through way of begging, ass kissing, or simply being an administrator's "friend". In some cases it may also be due to the administrator simply being on drugs, hit in the head really hard, suffering from schizophrenic dillusions, or having a gun held to his head.

The list of current Mud Bloods:
 * Deadly