On3 of Th3m

On3 of Th3m, aka 0n3_0f_7h3m, aka one of them, aka Jake, aka Jake², aka Jake™, aka Jake², aka Jake³, is the greatest conceivable being to ever grace the forums a monkey. His words are usually incomprehensible jibberish due to him being a primate, but when he can be understood he is usually quoted for ages after the initial post due to his utter sillyness. His post number keeps on climbing, and as does his glorious ability to bring his fellow forum members to their knees throw his own feces around in public places.

Trivia

 * Though his text infers that he is seemingly normal, nobody has ever heard his voice. Scientific breakthroughs have led us to believe it is sort of like Gilbert Gottfried but more annoying.
 * Believed to be an escaped experimental monkey, referencing "one of them" as one of the multiple experiments. "The Others" whereabouts are currently unknown. Known by many aliases during his escape such as "Mary Sue", "2kool4skool" and "darkedgemcmysterious".
 * He once married forum member "one_of_those_chicks", he refuses to comment on their current relationship status, but her lack of appearance is most likely due to her being a figment of On3 of Th3m's schizophrenic psyche.
 * Is currently the top poster, with a post count of over 9000.
 * He has blocked Elite from every social medium bar the 411 itself, and doesn't have to block Elite on 411 because Elite was banned.
 * The only victim during the 411 Murder Mystery to have killed himself. This incident is used by evolutionists as evidence of Darwin's Survival of the Least Retarded in action.
 * Initially believed to be a smartest being on the planet with an I.Q. of 215, he has since had to return his title after it was revealed a printer error resulted in the decimal point between the one and the five not showing on record.